Wine Mama (14) - Stress Relief

Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2013

WINE MAMA (14)

STRESS RELIEF

INT: BRIAN'S HOUSE-8 A.M.

BRIAN BUSILY TYPING NEW MENU FORMAT IN COMPUTER ROOM

SHOT OF SANDY SPRAWLED OUT ON MASTER BED

WEARING ON JUST A SMALL PAIR OF SWEAT SHORTS

SHE STARTS TO ROLL OVER THEN ROLLS INTO A FETTLE POSITION

(30 Minutes Later)

BRIAN WALKING INTO BEDROOM WITH CHEESY EGGS AND BACON WITH SOME FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE

BRIAN

"Hey, sleepy head, I'm just trying to help out here...aw, come on girl, get a top on, can't just be staring at your tits when I'm eating!"

SANDY RUBBING HER FACE

SANDY

"You can stare at my tits all you want, but they're a lot better with a little jelly or jam on them...really brings 'em to life!"

BRIAN

"Look, I'm eating for sustenance and nutrition, not on Sandy's titty nips, I'd starve to death!"

SANDY

"Oh, that was cold, after all the shit I've been through last night...out protecting the property, killing off the bad guys, hunting down wild animals so that the family can have fresh meat and warm clothing...I should toss your plate, and just rape your ass!"

BRIAN

"That would be interesting?"

SANDY

"Besides that, what else are we doing this morning?"

BRIAN

"Well, I'm going to the office, you know...that place down the street with the mechanical gator tail flopping about?"

SANDY

"Yea, I like it when you flop your gator tail!"

BRIAN

"It doesn't flop."

SANDY

"Yes it does!"

BRIAN

"When does it flop?"

SANDY

"When it's not getting any attention, when it's asleep, all alone, just hanging there...flop, flop, flop...kinda sad really..."

BRIAN

"And when it's awake?"

SANDY

"Then it wags, wags, wags...happy to see me wags...so I put my leash on it and take it home before it gets cold."

BRIAN

"You have a home to take it to?"

SANDY

"Hell yea...you should see this place...warm, luxurious, you'd Love this place!"

SHOWING BREAKFAST TRAY FALLING OFF BED

LEGS AND FEET INTERTWINED

HEARING GIGGLING AND SQUEALS

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(one hour later)

EXT: BRIAN"S HOUSE-9 A.M.

STANDING AT FRONT DOOR, BRIAN GIVING GAME PLAN TO SANDY

BRIAN

"Okay, you stay here...don't answer the phone, don't answer the door, just chill...okay, I'm going by the office, the cleaners, go pick up my phone at the Apple store, then I'm going back to the office, and I'll come by and pick you up, and we can hopefully go work on the grapes for a while."

SANDY

"I thought we had already worked on the grapes...don't they just grow now?"

BRIAN LOOKING AT GROUND, SHAKING HIS HEAD

BRIAN

"No Sandy...they just don't grow now...grapes require constant attention on the onset...there's a lot of restarting the root ball, invigorating the soil, checking the ph, blowing out all the crap that's settled into the bud sockets, clipping, pruning, looking for rot, all kinds of fun stuff..."

SANDY

"I guess you were right!"

BRIAN

"About what?"

SANDY

"This is like having babies, only we're dealing with a whole nursery here!"

BRIAN

"You just wait girl, when all those beautiful grapes come to fruition, it's going to blow your mind...trust me!"

GIVING HER BIG HUG, HE GETS INTO VAN

SANDY LEANING INTO WINDOW

SANDY

"Hey, thanks again for breakfast and letting me walk the dog a little!"

BRIAN

"Anything for a little stress relief, I know you had a hard time last night...hey, I told you it didn't flop...gotta-go, bye!"

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INT: GATOR TAIL RESTAURANT-BRIAN'S OFFICE-11:30 A.M.

BRIAN TRYING TO FINISH FORMATTING HIS NEW MENU ON COMPUTER

HIS I-PHONE RINGS, SEE'S SANDY'S NAME, ANSWERS

BRIAN

"What's up girl?"

SANDY

"I just remembered Brian, I can't go...I'm suppose to go down to the Sheriff's Office this afternoon and make a statement...remember, I am their favorite Bear killer!"

BRIAN

"Yea, I was wondering about that, you know...this is either going to get real sticky or it's just going to blow itself over...look, you were just defending yourself, your property, I'm guessing...the garbage was out, Bear's were out, and you were in, kinda trapped you know?"

SANDY

"Yea, but what do I tell them?"

BRIAN

"Just play it straight, you've got nothing to hide...tell them to go and pound sand, Sandy...there's nothing there!"

SANDY

""You want to come with me, a little moral support, oh please come with me?"

BRIAN

"Well, I wasn't there, but since we're not working on Grapes one-o-one today...sure, why not, come tag around and visit my boys in blue, or tan, or whatever they're wearing these days..."

SANDY

"Pick me up at twelve-thirty, put a tie on, okay?"

BRIAN

"That's the plan...tie too!"

SANDY

"Oh, and thanks again for the stress relief this morning, that really helped a lot...almost made me forget what I had to do today!"

BRIAN

"Well apparently...it didn't hurt."

SANDY

"See ya!"

BRIAN

"See ya then girl!"

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