Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Wine Mama-(20)-Bears Like Burritos, Too


Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2013



WINE MAMA (20)


BEARS LIKE BURRITOS, TOO





EXT: HUDSON VINEYARDS-5:35 P.M.

SEEING BRIAN'S BLUE VAN PULLING INTO DRIVEWAY

JACK AND BILLY SEEING SITUATION FROM THEIR PERCH ACROSS STREET IN WOODS


JACK

"Okay man, let's be light on the feet, we'll be crossing, come up from behind, and hit those bastards quick!

BILLY EATING A PART OF A BURRITO

BILLY

"You know...we might have to wait a while for both of them to come out...like together."


JACK

"Well...we'll just wait then, that's all!

ABOUT A QUARTER MILE AWAY BIG MAMA BEAR SMELL'S BILLY'S BURRITO

STANDS ON HIND QUARTERS, SNIFFING FOR DIRECTION

BILLY HALF WRAPPING BURRITO, PICKING UP GEAR PACK


BILLY

"Well, come on...let's get this going!"


JACK

"Let's do this man..."

LOOKING BOTH WAYS DOWN ROAD, BILLY AND JACK RUN ACROSS ROAD

THROWING BRANCH DOWN OVER BARBWIRE FENCE, CLIMBING OVER

RUNNING INTO BACK OF VINEYARD, WHERE THEY STOP, SEEING SANDY

VIEWING HER PRUNING VINES, JACK WHISPERING TO BILLY


JACK

"The old man should be coming out any moment, just chill..."

BILLY SHAKING HEAD

MAMA BEAR FOLLOWING BURRITO SCENT, GOES AND CROSSES ROAD FOLLOWED BY CUB

CLIMBING OVER SAME BRANCHES ON FENCE THEY PROCEED TOWARD SCENT


(scene switch)

INT: HUDSON VINEYARD-MAIN HOUSE-MASTER BEDROOM

SHOWING BRIAN QUICKLY CHANGING CLOTHES


(scene switch)

EXT: HUDSON VINEYARDS

BRIAN COMES OUTSIDE AND WALKS DOWN TO WHERE SANDY IS WORKING


SANDY

"Hey stranger, what's up?"


BRIAN

"Thought about doing a little pruning, and then I thought about the grapes!"


SANDY

"What's that suppose to men...you gonna prune me, I'm not that bushy..."


BRIAN

"No, no, other than a little trimming around the edges...your just fine."


SANDY

"No, you know...haven't had anybody around the garden in a while, it could definitely use a little attention down there...I'll see what I can do!


BRIAN

"Oh, by all means...let me help?"


SANDY

"Your hired!"


(scene switch)

JACK AND BILLY MOVING INTO POSITION UNDER BUSHES, LAYING ON STOMACHS, LEANING OVER LOG WITH CROSSBOWS COCKED AGAINST SHOULDERS

BILLY WHISPERING


BILLY

"What do you think?"


JACK

"Wait till they chat a bit and get settled...looks like that girl is packing heat, see that gun on her?"


BILLY

"Yea, we need to take out that chick first anyway, let's just chill."


(scene switch)

MAMA BEAR SMELLING PARTIALLY EATEN BURRITO IN BAG, STARTS ENCROACHING BILLY FROM THE REAR

BILLY TURNS, SEEING MAMA BEAR SNIFFING HIS PANTS LEG


BILLY

"There is a really big Bear behind me, what do I do?"


JACK

"Oh shit, what in the hell does this thing want...just be still...maybe it's just passing through..."


BILLY

"If it is, it stopped to sniff me...like it wants to eat me first, then leave, what's it doing?"

BEAR BENDS DOWN GRABBING AT BILLY'S PANT LEG


BILLY

"Hell no...I can't handle this shit!"

BILLY SHOOTS ARROW INTO MAMA BEAR'S SHOULDER, BEAR PULLS BACK GROWLING


(scene switch)

SANDY LOOKS OVER TOWARD BUSHES, HEARING ALL THE NOISE, STARTS TO REACH FOR GUN

SANDY SEES MAMA BEAR RUNNING TOWARD HER

SHE FIRES PISTOL, BUT MISSES, BUT HITTING CUB, KILLING IT INSTANTLY

JACK SHOOTS SANDY WITH ARROW HITTING HER IN CALF, DROPPING GUN

BRIAN RUNS UP GRABBING GUN AND SHOOTING JACK IN THE SHOULDER

REALLY ANGRY MAMA BEAR MAULS BILLY, GRABBING HIS MID-TORSO, DRAGS HIM ACROSS THE ROAD, WHERE SHE PROCEEDS TO EAT OUT HIS STOMACH

BRIAN RUNS OVER TO TEND TO SANDY, ARROW STICKING OUT HER LEG


BRIAN

"Sandy, Sandy, are you okay girl?"


SANDY

"I don't know, I can't feel anything, but it hurts...this arrow thing is stuck in the muscle, pull it out!"


BRIAN

"I would, but I don't know if this thing has a tip on or what...might tear up your leg."

LOOKING OVER AT JACK, BLEEDING FROM THE SHOULDER


BRIAN

"Hey, who the fuck are you...what's your fucking deal dude?"


JACK

"Look...I"m shot man, get me an ambulance man, I'm bleeding bad man!"


BRIAN

"I ought to just waste your ass right here...who put you up to this?"

BRIAN PUTTING GUN UP TO JACKS FACE, COCKING TRIGGER BACK


JACK

"No man, be cool dude, be cool...look it was this Sid dude we met at the Chino prison, and this John guy, some website dude, I just know his name is John, he's got like all the bread, but he's part of a group, I just know his name is John man, be cool..."


BRIAN

"We're you suppose to meet him somewhere after this?"


JACK

"Yea, after we did the hit, he gave us this phone to call him, oh shit...where's Billy, where did he go, he's got the phone, is he around?"

BRIAN JUST STANDING THERE SHAKING HIS HEAD

AMBULANCE SHOWING UP TO GATE

BRIAN PICKING UP SANDY IN HIS ARMS AND CARRIES HER TO GATE


PARAMEDIC

"What's this, an arrow?"


BRIAN

"Yea it's a freaking arrow...some jerk's were back there playing Cowboys and Indians with some high powered crossbows, trying to take us down I guess...almost got us, too!" 


PARAMEDIC

"Where are they now?"


BRIAN

"One is laying back there behind the log, she shot him in the shoulder...he's bleeding pretty good, not sure what happened to the other one, saw a little trail of blood going towards the street...hold on, let me run over there and take a look!"

BRIAN RUNS ACROSS ROAD UP INTO FOREST FINDING MAMA BEAR LAYING ON IT'S SIDE, DEAD WITH A BURRITO WRAPPER HANGING OUT OF HER MOUTH

WALKS DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER FINDING BILLY DEAD WITH STOMACH CHEWED OUT, SEE'S TORN UP BACK PACK WITH CELL PHONE LAYING NEXT TO IT

RUNS BACK ACROSS STREET WITH THE PHONE

SANDY CALLING TO BRIAN AS THEY ARE PUTTING HER INTO AMBULANCE


SANDY

"They're taking me to Modesto General, okay?"


PARAMEDIC

"Was there anything over there?"


BRIAN

"Nothing that requires your services, just a big mess...ah, okay Sandy, I'm going to stay here and manage the clean-up, you going to be okay girl?"


SANDY

"I guess, but get your ass to the hospital when the dust settles, promise...oh Brian?"


BRIAN

"Yea, Sandy?"


SANDY

"I Love you, you here?"


BRIAN

"I Love you, too girl...take it easy, I'll be there soon enough..."

WALKING UP TO AMBULANCE, GIVING HER A HUG

CLOSING DOORS OF AMBULANCE, LEAVING PROPERTY WITH SIRENS BLARING

COMING UP THE STREET A COUNTY AMBULANCE AND A POLICE CAR


BRIAN

"Our perpetrator, our villain, the wounded whack job is laying over there behind the log."

BRIAN WALKS OVER TO WHERE JACK'S LAYING


BRIAN

"Hey, what's your name kid?"


JACK

"Jack...Jack Miller, look man...I'm really sorry about your girl man, really!"


BRIAN

"Yea, well your buddy got ate by a Bear, so I guess we're even...hey what's the deal with this cell phone?"

PARAMEDICS STRAPPING HIM DOWN ON STRETCHER


JACK

"We're suppose to call the number in the memory and get a ride back to the motel."


BRIAN

"Where was he picking you up at?"


JACK

"The little turn-in about a quarter mile into the woods..."


BRIAN

"Really..."

BRIAN TURNING ON CELL PHONE, WAITS FOR SERVICE TO ESTABLISH, GOING INTO MEMORY, AND PUSHING CALL, HOLDING PHONE UP TO JACK'S MOUTH AS THEY ARE WHEELING HIM TOWARD AMBULANCE


BRIAN

"...Tell 'em you've done the job, you need a ride home, now!"


JOHN HEINZ

"Okay, has everything been taken care of?"


JACK

"Sure boss, come pick us up at the turn-in...bye!"


BRIAN

"Okay guys, get this piece of shit out of here..."

WALKING OVER TO POLICE CAR


BRIAN

"Good evening gentlemen, a little bit of commotion tonight, but this attempt on me and my partner was put up by some deeper pockets than these punks...as a matter of fact, one of them should be showing up in a moment right where that little road turns into the woods...if you would be kind enough to turn off your lights, he should be pulling in any moment now."


OFFICER TOMPKINS

"I think we already are ahead on this, we already have a handle on this guy if I think this is him...ah, why don't you go back into the house and let us handle this sir?"


BRIAN

"One second..."

WALKING OVER TO BACK OF AMBULANCE

BRIAN

"...Hey Jack, what kind of car are we looking for?"


JACK

"A green Range Rover...hi name is John...


BRIAN

"Thanks Jack...now remember, don't die on me now, we still need a witness, you hear?"

SLAMMING AMBULANCE DOOR

BOTH OFFICERS SHAKING THEIR HEADS


OFFICER TOMPKINS

"That's our man alright!"


BRIAN

"I'll be inside if you need me!"



scene close





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