Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2013
WINE MAMA (33)
BUFFET FOR THE DEVIL
EXT: HUDSON VINEYARDS-7 AM
MODESTO CSI TEAM GATHERS, WITH OFFICERS, DOGS, AND SHOTGUNS IN FRONT OF HUDSON VINEYARDS ENTRANCE
GOING IN UNANNOUNCED, THEY PROCEED TO PICK UP TRAIL FROM THE BACK DOOR OF MAIN HOUSE, GOING DOWN INTO THE BACK OF PROPERTY
LEAD INVESTIGATOR-BARNEY TOPAZ
"Let's spread out, give some room for the dog's to do their stuff!"
ASSISTANT LEAD INVESTIGATOR-PAM AUSTIN
"So, this is what all the fuss is about, this is the first time I've ever been back here!"
TOPAZ
"Oh yea, being this close to the forest, all these berries and stuff...it draws the animal in like "Wild Kingdom", a roving "Animal Planet", just about anything could be running around here!"
SUDDENLY DOGS START BARKING AT BLOODY PARTITION IN THICKET
PIECES OF FLESH STILL STUCK TO VINES WHERE CYNCL FORCED HIMSELF THROUGH
TOPAZ
"Let's tweez some of this skin off these thorns for samples, looks like a struggle...hey Joey...get some pruners out of the truck...let's get some of these branches cut off!"
Junior CSI Officer Joey Cliff
"How about a machete man, we chop all that out?"
TOPAZ
"No, no...not till we collect these branches for evidence...really don't want to disturb too much!"
(20 Minutes Later)
AFTER COLLECTING SAMPLES, THEY LET THE DOGS GO IN AHEAD OF THEM
OFFICERS WITH GUNS DRAWN, THEY WALK UP WHERE THE TWO DOGS ARE JUST SITTING THERE, LOOKING DEJECTED WITHOUT PURPOSE, LOOKING AT THIS HALF-EATEN CARCASS OF WHAT'S LEFT OF ROBERT CYNCL
AUSTIN DOUBLES BACK AROUND FINDING BLOODIED WEAPON
AUSTIN
"Weapon recovered sir, got a lot of bugs crawling around on it!"
PICKING IT UP WITH A STICK, SHE MANAGES TO COAX IT INTO A COLLECTION BAG
TOPAZ
"I've got multiple tracks here, some going down this way to the body, then taking off in that direction...toward a stream I think they have down there?"
CLIFF
"They be Coon tracks...a big one, too!"
AUSTIN
"Well, they don't usually go around eating people do they?"
Cliff
"A Coon will eat just about anything given a chance..."
TOPAZ
"No, it appears the victim attempted to stop the attack, cause I have shells laying over here from that pistol, he was definitely shooting in the direction of that first set of approaching tracks."
AUSTIN
"So, you think that animal was aggressive on him...while he was still alive...that's weird?"
CLIFF
"No doing, not unless he was rabid, that rabies make 'em lose their minds, they crazy man...crazy like the devil."
TOPAZ
"We'll that critters out there somewhere...notify gaming control, get some guys out here to track him down, Austin, go on head and call the coroner!"
AUSTIN
"Okay sir, this guy sure lost a lot of blood, it's just trailing off in globs off that bush..."
TOPAZ
"He was probably still alive while he was being eaten."
CLIFF
"He was close to passing out though as the Coon was approaching."
AUSTIN
"So, he was still there for the whole thing?"
CLIFF
"Maybe...hell of a way to go...eaten alive by a Coon, now that's nasty."
AUSTIN
"Considering all the shit this guy put everyone through, the Hudson's, the guy he sucked out of the jet...falling to his death, no telling what else?"
CLIFF
"Yea man, just desserts, Lord gonna get you sooner or later man, you can't run!"
(scene switch)
DETECTIVE SHELLY SMITH KNOCKING ON SANDY HUDSON'S FRONT DOOR
SANDY OPENING DOOR, WEARING TOWEL, JUST OUT OF SHOWER
SMITH
"Miss Hudson, mornin, Detective Smith."
SANDY
"Good morning Detective Smith, how's it going out there?"
SMITH
"Well girl, I was going to ask you how you were doing, making out okay?"
SANDY
"Well, it's been good, Brian stayed with me last night, we stayed locked and loaded as you suggested...heard nothing, slept really well, so what's the news?"
SMITH
"Well, we found the body!"
SANDY
"The body?"
SMITH
"Yea, Mister Cyncl was found about thirty feet off your property in the back of that wall of thorns you have back there...coroners on his way, just want to let you know that we'll be using your driveway as an access point for a while, are you good with that?"
SANDY
"Wow, Cyncl's dead, what happened to him?"
SMITH
"Rabid Coon got to him, probably bled out with all those thorns he ran into back there...I'll tell ya, that thicket is better than most fences I've seen!"
SANDY
"Those shrubs are a bit forbidding, so...well okay, did you want me to do anything?"
SMITH
"Tell Mister Cashman that we'll be taking down all that yellow tape after we're through...so, just chill out and enjoy the morning...you know, wasn't gonna say anything, but it looks like a higher power be takin down all your enemies...looks like, your good to grow!"
SANDY LOOKING CONFUSED, HOLDS OUT FOR HANDSHAKE
SANDY
"Can't thank you enough Detective Smith, your the best...thanks for the kind words!"
SMITH
"Oh, just doing my job, quit giving me a fat head, you have a blessed morning Miss Hudson, take care!"
SANDY CLOSING DOOR, WALKING BACK TOWARD BEDROOM
SANDY
"Hey sweet thing...we'll just got some news from Smith..."
BRIAN WALKING UP, WEARING TOWEL, WALKING TOWARDS KITCHEN
BRIAN
"Yea, I could hear them stomping around back there, with their police radios piercing my dreams, so what's up?
SANDY
"Cyncl's dead!"
BRIAN
"Oh yea, wonder what made him fall over?"
SANDY
"We'll he squeezed through the thicket, started bleeding or something...the detective said that he was eaten by a Raccoon, but who knows?"
BRIAN
"We'll I've got to go down to the Gator Tail this morning...got Philip coming in from Irvine, he's got cash, and it's time to get this distributorship deal going on the gator meat...a deal's a deal!"
SANDY
"That's it, no comment on Cyncl, this guy that's made our lives a living hell hole for the last four months?"
BRIAN
"Grow up Sandy, that was just one rich asshole that was a middleman for a bunch of other rich assholes...you think that's just it...nothing else is going to occur...yea I'm surprised...I'm surprised that he didn't kill us last night...but girl, it's a battle...other's are out there, the war's not over yet...the weakest point in any chain is where the knot is...we're not out of the woods by any means, so stay alert, and remember one thing..."
SANDY
"And what's that?"
BRIAN
"There's a higher power watching over us, so take heed, take heed to our calling, and stay firm to the challenge...understand?"
SANDY
"Yes sir!"
BRIAN
"Now, here's the question of the morning...do you want crazy-ass sex before breakfast, or crazy-assed sex after breakfast?"
SANDY
"During..."
BRIAN
"Damn...you always want the buffet, what am I going to do with you...probably want the special sauce, too?"
scene close
SUDDENLY DOGS START BARKING AT BLOODY PARTITION IN THICKET
PIECES OF FLESH STILL STUCK TO VINES WHERE CYNCL FORCED HIMSELF THROUGH
TOPAZ
"Let's tweez some of this skin off these thorns for samples, looks like a struggle...hey Joey...get some pruners out of the truck...let's get some of these branches cut off!"
Junior CSI Officer Joey Cliff
"How about a machete man, we chop all that out?"
TOPAZ
"No, no...not till we collect these branches for evidence...really don't want to disturb too much!"
(20 Minutes Later)
AFTER COLLECTING SAMPLES, THEY LET THE DOGS GO IN AHEAD OF THEM
OFFICERS WITH GUNS DRAWN, THEY WALK UP WHERE THE TWO DOGS ARE JUST SITTING THERE, LOOKING DEJECTED WITHOUT PURPOSE, LOOKING AT THIS HALF-EATEN CARCASS OF WHAT'S LEFT OF ROBERT CYNCL
AUSTIN DOUBLES BACK AROUND FINDING BLOODIED WEAPON
AUSTIN
"Weapon recovered sir, got a lot of bugs crawling around on it!"
PICKING IT UP WITH A STICK, SHE MANAGES TO COAX IT INTO A COLLECTION BAG
TOPAZ
"I've got multiple tracks here, some going down this way to the body, then taking off in that direction...toward a stream I think they have down there?"
CLIFF
"They be Coon tracks...a big one, too!"
AUSTIN
"Well, they don't usually go around eating people do they?"
Cliff
"A Coon will eat just about anything given a chance..."
TOPAZ
"No, it appears the victim attempted to stop the attack, cause I have shells laying over here from that pistol, he was definitely shooting in the direction of that first set of approaching tracks."
AUSTIN
"So, you think that animal was aggressive on him...while he was still alive...that's weird?"
CLIFF
"No doing, not unless he was rabid, that rabies make 'em lose their minds, they crazy man...crazy like the devil."
TOPAZ
"We'll that critters out there somewhere...notify gaming control, get some guys out here to track him down, Austin, go on head and call the coroner!"
AUSTIN
"Okay sir, this guy sure lost a lot of blood, it's just trailing off in globs off that bush..."
TOPAZ
"He was probably still alive while he was being eaten."
CLIFF
"He was close to passing out though as the Coon was approaching."
AUSTIN
"So, he was still there for the whole thing?"
CLIFF
"Maybe...hell of a way to go...eaten alive by a Coon, now that's nasty."
AUSTIN
"Considering all the shit this guy put everyone through, the Hudson's, the guy he sucked out of the jet...falling to his death, no telling what else?"
CLIFF
"Yea man, just desserts, Lord gonna get you sooner or later man, you can't run!"
(scene switch)
DETECTIVE SHELLY SMITH KNOCKING ON SANDY HUDSON'S FRONT DOOR
SANDY OPENING DOOR, WEARING TOWEL, JUST OUT OF SHOWER
SMITH
"Miss Hudson, mornin, Detective Smith."
SANDY
"Good morning Detective Smith, how's it going out there?"
SMITH
"Well girl, I was going to ask you how you were doing, making out okay?"
SANDY
"Well, it's been good, Brian stayed with me last night, we stayed locked and loaded as you suggested...heard nothing, slept really well, so what's the news?"
SMITH
"Well, we found the body!"
SANDY
"The body?"
SMITH
"Yea, Mister Cyncl was found about thirty feet off your property in the back of that wall of thorns you have back there...coroners on his way, just want to let you know that we'll be using your driveway as an access point for a while, are you good with that?"
SANDY
"Wow, Cyncl's dead, what happened to him?"
SMITH
"Rabid Coon got to him, probably bled out with all those thorns he ran into back there...I'll tell ya, that thicket is better than most fences I've seen!"
SANDY
"Those shrubs are a bit forbidding, so...well okay, did you want me to do anything?"
SMITH
"Tell Mister Cashman that we'll be taking down all that yellow tape after we're through...so, just chill out and enjoy the morning...you know, wasn't gonna say anything, but it looks like a higher power be takin down all your enemies...looks like, your good to grow!"
SANDY LOOKING CONFUSED, HOLDS OUT FOR HANDSHAKE
SANDY
"Can't thank you enough Detective Smith, your the best...thanks for the kind words!"
SMITH
"Oh, just doing my job, quit giving me a fat head, you have a blessed morning Miss Hudson, take care!"
SANDY CLOSING DOOR, WALKING BACK TOWARD BEDROOM
SANDY
"Hey sweet thing...we'll just got some news from Smith..."
BRIAN WALKING UP, WEARING TOWEL, WALKING TOWARDS KITCHEN
BRIAN
"Yea, I could hear them stomping around back there, with their police radios piercing my dreams, so what's up?
SANDY
"Cyncl's dead!"
BRIAN
"Oh yea, wonder what made him fall over?"
SANDY
"We'll he squeezed through the thicket, started bleeding or something...the detective said that he was eaten by a Raccoon, but who knows?"
BRIAN
"We'll I've got to go down to the Gator Tail this morning...got Philip coming in from Irvine, he's got cash, and it's time to get this distributorship deal going on the gator meat...a deal's a deal!"
SANDY
"That's it, no comment on Cyncl, this guy that's made our lives a living hell hole for the last four months?"
BRIAN
"Grow up Sandy, that was just one rich asshole that was a middleman for a bunch of other rich assholes...you think that's just it...nothing else is going to occur...yea I'm surprised...I'm surprised that he didn't kill us last night...but girl, it's a battle...other's are out there, the war's not over yet...the weakest point in any chain is where the knot is...we're not out of the woods by any means, so stay alert, and remember one thing..."
SANDY
"And what's that?"
BRIAN
"There's a higher power watching over us, so take heed, take heed to our calling, and stay firm to the challenge...understand?"
SANDY
"Yes sir!"
BRIAN
"Now, here's the question of the morning...do you want crazy-ass sex before breakfast, or crazy-assed sex after breakfast?"
SANDY
"During..."
BRIAN
"Damn...you always want the buffet, what am I going to do with you...probably want the special sauce, too?"
scene close
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