Wine Mama (43)-Sandy In Control

Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2013

WINE MAMA (43)

SANDY IN CONTROL

INT: BRIAN'S HOUSE-PM

SITTING IN LIVING ROOM WATCHING TV

SANDY AND BRIAN WATCHING RERUN OF OLD GEORGE BURN'S SHOW 

SANDY

"That was a great dinner, your the best cook a girl could ask for!"

BRIAN

"I didn't even know you were asking, but I appreciate the compliment anyway my lady..."

SANDY

"You know, while you were doing the rehab, I redid your menu, it's coming out tomorrow."

BRIAN

"Wow, does John know about it, how did you know about all the Photoshop stuff?"

SANDY

"Yea, of course...John and me teamed up, got the Nikon...man that's a great camera, anyway took some fresh pictures as stuff was coming out of the kitchen, and put it all together, John showed me the ropes...it was really fun!"

BRIAN

"Well, I'm glad you found your place...I can't thank you enough for covering for me."

SANDY

"Another surprise, I also inquired with Sheffield , met with a Doug Thomas...one of the directors, and he said he would come with a crew, take the grapes, ferment the wine, and distill it for us...so there my sweet, you shall have your Port Vodka..."

(SILENCE)

BRIAN

"I need to get shot more often, your like this miracle worker that came down from the heavens or something...is there anything left for me to do?"

SANDY

"Sure, you can clean your office...it was a real nightmare trying to find anything in that place!"

BRIAN

"Yea, that place could use a redo...but I kept it messy on purpose...just to confuse anyone that might come in messing with my shit, like a diversion tactic!"

SANDY

"Look ah, had to forge your name on some checks, for the Costco and the liquor licence quarterly's...so don't get pissed...figured I was representing you, like when you represented my husband, I just barged in and did it!"

BRIAN

"No, no...you just really surprised me with the way you took over the show...so what do you want...there has to be catch here somewhere...I mean, really...what can I do to show my appreciation?"

SANDY

"Well, you could take me in the bedroom, carry me in like a your mistress of affection, and make great Love to me...then if you want, a little bit down the road, make a real woman out of me and marry my ass...can't go forging your name forever, I want to be a Cashman damn it!"

(SILENCE)

BRIAN

"Well, you certainly have everything figured out, no surprises for you or me...everything's out in the open now..."

SANDY

"Brian, I Love you...I want to spend the rest of my life with you...I'm an independent woman who has made up her mind...can you dig it?"

BRIAN

"No, I like that, I Love you, too!"

SANDY

Uh sir...If you don't mind...I'll take my sex now?"

BRIAN

"Yea, yea let's do that, geez...you make life so simple...but you know, your a bossy little thing, but I like spunky...come on girl."

SANDY

"I'll get spunky with you, punk your ass..."

PICKING HER UP, CARRYING SANDY INTO THE BEDROOM, CLOSING DOOR

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