Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2014
WINE MAMA (99)
BLUE RIBBON GIRL
INT: GATORTAIL RESTAURANT-BRYAN'S OFFICE-8 A.M.
BRYAN GOING OVER PREVIOUS DAY RECEIPTS WHEN JOHN (HIS GENERAL MANAGER) COMES IN THE OFFICE
JOHN
"What's up Boss, we doing good again...we sell out of the Gator Gumbo, big hit!"
BRYAN (LAUGHING)
"Yea, that stuff is a little bit addicting...saw a baby sucking it off his Mom's finger, that was crazy, big ass smile and everything...so what's ya got?"
JOHN
"Wedding next week, we just want to get this over with before bun pops into oven or something...can't take chances on letting down tradition of Church, so we do a little wedding at Our Lady of Promise down the street, just get it done..."
BRYAN
"Yea for you, this is probably the best thing for everyone, hate to see you walking around with blue balls, it's just not right!"
JOHN
"No they not blue, just lonely...looking for Love...so where Miss Sandy today?"
BRYAN
"She just left the wine competition in San Francisco...cleaned up on some more blue ribbons over there, and she should already be rapping up at the Los Angeles International competition, and heading back finally over here...I figure if I can keep her within the boundaries of the United States, we should be able to see her once in a while!"
JOHN
"You running out of wine yet...your going to have to buy other wine and stick your label on it?"
BRYAN
"Yea, it's down to fifty two cases...that's not going to last more than a month...I mean I would like to keep the rest as our custom house wine, but then people will want to take some home...I'm not sure what's going to happen...so when did you say the wedding was?"
JOHN
"It for Friday evening, you say Miss Sandy and you watch Gatortail over weekend, we Honeymoon in Santa Barbara...not too far away!"
BRYAN
"Wow, aren't we getting fancy...staying at one of those coastal resorts...what?"
JOHN
"No, stay at cousins trailer park off the Five...it nice though, Glenda meet new friends, we have fun there!"
BRYAN
"Well, that's what counts...I wish you both all the best...and don't worry, Sandy and me will try not to tear up your kitchen too badly!
JOHN
"Probably be fun for you two to get together and work in kitchen...you grow close again!
SANDY CALLING ON BRYAN'S CELL PHONE
"Hey Big Boy, how ya doing...you miss me?"
BRYAN
"Hell yea...all lonely, playing with myself all day...and John's no fun, he just stares and giggles...speaking of John, they're getting married on Friday, and you and me are working the kitchen...how's that?"
SANDY
"Oh, I'm so happy for them...hope they save us some cake...well I guess you want to know the results, huh?"
BRYAN
"Well yea...you could say that I'm a little curious?"
SANDY
Got two Blues like I said in San Francisco, but got a Blue for best new product, but a Silver in Vodka, that crazy idiot that keeps hitting on me from Quebec...well let's just say...he's got his fan base down here!
BRYAN
"I tell you what, if he's ever lays a hand I'm going to let him meet our security Bears!"
SANDY
"He's harmless, just looks and tries to smell me...bet his pecker doesn't even work anymore...so I gotat get off the phone before the Highway Patrol takes me off the road here...see ya in about three or so?"
BRYAN
"Did you win some more money...what is your net worth now my Queen of the Grape?"
SANDY
"Hell yeah I won some money...tell you what...I'll let you try to figure it out...in the mean time, I'll buy you a toy, gotta go...Love you!"
BRYAN
"Sandy, Sandy...hello?"
JOHN
"So, she did good, yes?"
BRYAN
"Seems to of...you know, she lives for this shit...she's got all these people eating out of her hands...like a natural marketing genius who never took a lick of a sales course, just pull up a chair to a total stranger and close the deal!"
JOHN
"The way you tell it...you both have different kinds of gifts!"
BRYAN
"What you mean different?"
JOHN
"She marketing genius, you just stubborn..."
BRYAN (LAUGHING)
"Yea, you do have a point there, like some convoluted form of teamwork!"
(4 Hours Later)
SANDY PULLS INTO DRIVEWAY
COMES RUNNING BAREFOOT WEARING A SUN DRESS AND A CLIPPERS HAT
BRYAN AND SANDY HUG AND KISS
BRYAN
"Hey, where's my toy?"
SANDY REACHES DOWN GENTLY WITH HER HAND, SLOWLY PULLING UP HER DRESS EXPOSING A SHAVED BUSH-BUSH
"Just for...you!"
BRYAN SCOOPING HER UP AND RUNNING HER UP THE STAIRS WHERE THEY FALL TO THE FLOOR IN A TANGLED EMBRACE
BRYAN
"Must try out new toy now!"
SANDY
"Yea, there ya go...see if it fits..."
scene close
JOHN
"No they not blue, just lonely...looking for Love...so where Miss Sandy today?"
BRYAN
"She just left the wine competition in San Francisco...cleaned up on some more blue ribbons over there, and she should already be rapping up at the Los Angeles International competition, and heading back finally over here...I figure if I can keep her within the boundaries of the United States, we should be able to see her once in a while!"
JOHN
"You running out of wine yet...your going to have to buy other wine and stick your label on it?"
BRYAN
"Yea, it's down to fifty two cases...that's not going to last more than a month...I mean I would like to keep the rest as our custom house wine, but then people will want to take some home...I'm not sure what's going to happen...so when did you say the wedding was?"
JOHN
"It for Friday evening, you say Miss Sandy and you watch Gatortail over weekend, we Honeymoon in Santa Barbara...not too far away!"
BRYAN
"Wow, aren't we getting fancy...staying at one of those coastal resorts...what?"
JOHN
"No, stay at cousins trailer park off the Five...it nice though, Glenda meet new friends, we have fun there!"
BRYAN
"Well, that's what counts...I wish you both all the best...and don't worry, Sandy and me will try not to tear up your kitchen too badly!
JOHN
"Probably be fun for you two to get together and work in kitchen...you grow close again!
SANDY CALLING ON BRYAN'S CELL PHONE
"Hey Big Boy, how ya doing...you miss me?"
BRYAN
"Hell yea...all lonely, playing with myself all day...and John's no fun, he just stares and giggles...speaking of John, they're getting married on Friday, and you and me are working the kitchen...how's that?"
SANDY
"Oh, I'm so happy for them...hope they save us some cake...well I guess you want to know the results, huh?"
BRYAN
"Well yea...you could say that I'm a little curious?"
SANDY
Got two Blues like I said in San Francisco, but got a Blue for best new product, but a Silver in Vodka, that crazy idiot that keeps hitting on me from Quebec...well let's just say...he's got his fan base down here!
BRYAN
"I tell you what, if he's ever lays a hand I'm going to let him meet our security Bears!"
SANDY
"He's harmless, just looks and tries to smell me...bet his pecker doesn't even work anymore...so I gotat get off the phone before the Highway Patrol takes me off the road here...see ya in about three or so?"
BRYAN
"Did you win some more money...what is your net worth now my Queen of the Grape?"
SANDY
"Hell yeah I won some money...tell you what...I'll let you try to figure it out...in the mean time, I'll buy you a toy, gotta go...Love you!"
BRYAN
"Sandy, Sandy...hello?"
JOHN
"So, she did good, yes?"
BRYAN
"Seems to of...you know, she lives for this shit...she's got all these people eating out of her hands...like a natural marketing genius who never took a lick of a sales course, just pull up a chair to a total stranger and close the deal!"
JOHN
"The way you tell it...you both have different kinds of gifts!"
BRYAN
"What you mean different?"
JOHN
"She marketing genius, you just stubborn..."
BRYAN (LAUGHING)
"Yea, you do have a point there, like some convoluted form of teamwork!"
(4 Hours Later)
SANDY PULLS INTO DRIVEWAY
COMES RUNNING BAREFOOT WEARING A SUN DRESS AND A CLIPPERS HAT
BRYAN AND SANDY HUG AND KISS
BRYAN
"Hey, where's my toy?"
SANDY REACHES DOWN GENTLY WITH HER HAND, SLOWLY PULLING UP HER DRESS EXPOSING A SHAVED BUSH-BUSH
"Just for...you!"
BRYAN SCOOPING HER UP AND RUNNING HER UP THE STAIRS WHERE THEY FALL TO THE FLOOR IN A TANGLED EMBRACE
BRYAN
"Must try out new toy now!"
SANDY
"Yea, there ya go...see if it fits..."
scene close
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