Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2014
WINE MAMA (88)
SMOKE AND MIRRORS
EXT: COLUMBUS WINERY-ACROSS THE STREET-7 A.M.
COSBY AND TOM (ZIMMERMAN'S CRONY'S) ARE SITTING IN A BORROWED WATER BOARD TRUCK WAITING FOR THE OKAY TO GO IN AND CREATE AN EMERGENCY REPAIR SITUATION
COSBY'S PHONE RINGS
COSBY
"Yea, how we looking?"
WATER TECHNICIAN
"Okay, we just sprang a leak on the west wall, pull up to the guard and tell him you need to get in!"
COSBY
"How are you guy's able to just spring a leak like that?"
TECHNICIAN
"Hey, we got tricks, don't worry about it!"
HE STARTS TRUCK AND COMES AROUND CORNER TO GUARD GATE
GUARD
"Hey, can I help you?"
COSBY
"Yea, we with Modesto Water, got a leak somewhere on the back of your building, need to check it out!"
GUARD
"Wow, I haven't seen any water..."
COSBY
"Probably running under the slab, don't want to take any chances here...let me through!"
GUARD
"Okay, if you find something, let me know?"
COSBY
"Yea right..."
GOING AROUND CORNER OF BUILDING THEY QUICKLY SPOT INSULATED PIPES COMING OUT OF DISTILLING ROOM
PUT DRILL TAP INTO PIPE, SPIN IT, AND IMMEDIATELY START DRAWING WINE RIGHT INTO THEIR TANK
GUARD STARTS TO COME AROUND CORNER TO SEE HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING
GUARD
"Hey, what you guy's doing, that's not a water pipe?"
TOM
"And you are right, I guess your the winner of the contest this morning...lucky you!"
TAKING A WRIST ROCKET OUT OF HIS SHIRT HE POPS THE GUARD IN THE HEAD WITH A CONCRETE ROCK, KNOCKING HIM OUT
COSBY
"You didn't have to kill the dude..."
TOM
"I didn't kill him, just gave him a little headache...how long are we going to be?"
COSBY
"Boss didn't want us to take everything, just enough to piss off Cashman...figuring about fifteen thousand gallons, that ought to get his attention!"
TOM
"So, can we take some home and drink it?"
COSBY
"I guess we could pull a little, Boss wants to ship this crap to Italy or something...like rebottle it over there and bring it back in the country under another name!"
TOM
"You want me to go get the water truck?"
COSBY
"Yea, you know, if we just leave right now, just fuck it...by the time the old man figures he's been ripped off, it won't matter anyway..."
INSIDE THE WINERY THE LOW FLOW INDICATORS ARE STARTING TO BUZZ AND BLINK, JULIO SEE'S THIS, KNOWS THE TRUCKS OUTSIDE DRAWING OUT WINE FROM THE WALL, BUT DOES NOTHING
HOWEVER, THERE'S A SEPARATE SET OF INDICATORS IN BILL WARD'S OFFICE
ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT HE HAS NOT ARRIVED AT WORK YET
BUT HIS EMERGENCY PHONE APP CALLS AND ALERTS HIM ANYWAY
(scene switch)
INT: BILL WARD'S HOUSE
LOOKING DOWN AT PHONE HE SEE'S CODE 100
BILL TALKING TO HIMSELF
"Oh shit, somebody's taking a leak..."
GRABBING HIS PHONE HE CALLS JULIO UP TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
BILL
"Hey, Julio...what's up over there, I've got a leak detected on the mainframe!"
JULIO
"Maybe the sensor is bad or something, I don't see anything over here!"
BILL
"No, no Julio...you might not see anything, go look..."
JULIO
"All right Mister Bill, I check!"
BILL GOES ON HEAD AND GETS DRESSED, JUMPING IN TRUCK, BURNING RUBBER, AND HEADING TO THE WINERY
JULIO RUNS AROUND BACK OF BUILDING
JULIO
"Hey' you guys better hurry up, I think the boss man coming!"
SEEING GUARD LAYING ON GROUND BLEEDING HE STARTS TO BACK UP
COSBY
"Who are you?"
JULIO
"I'm your inside guy remember?"
BEFORE ANY CONVERSATION STARTS IN REBUTTAL TOM HAS ALREADY PULLED OUT HIS WRIST ROCKET AND POPPED JULIO IN THE HEAD
COSBY
"What did you do that for?"
TOM
Two for two, more wine for us...plus if the old man gets here, probably keep him out of trouble anyway...every body's got a headache this morning, what a coincidence..."
COSBY
"Just hope you didn't kill the fuckers, haven't seen that guard move yet?"
TOM
"How are we doing on the draw...you know, don't worry about it if I did asshole!"
COSBY
"Who's calling who an asshole...you just need to calm down?"
TOM
"Maybe I need a drink or something?"
COSBY LAUGHING
"Yea, you could crawl in the tank and swim around for a while.
SUDDENLY THEY HERE TRUCK SCREAMING AROUND CORNER
TOM DUCKS DOWN BEHIND SUMP TRUCK
BILL WARD SHOWS UP, JUMPING OUT OF HIS TRUCK WITH A SHOTGUN
BILL
"What exactly are you doing sir, who are you, don't move?"
COSBY
"Modesto Water, got a leak we were pumping out, all under the slab, what a mess!"
BILL LOOKS AND CLEARLY SEE'S THAT HE'S TAPPED INTO MAIN TANK TRANSFER PIPE AND IS DRAWING IT INTO HIS TRUCK
BILL
"I don't know what you think your doing but stop it right and get your hands up!"
COSBY
"Well, okay...I guess you got me!"
BILL
"You damn right I got you, and I'm sure the Sheriff will be eager to have a little chat with...
SUDDENLY A ROCK POPS BILL IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD KNOCKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS, SHOTGUN FALLS TO THE GROUND
TOM
"Three for three, I'm on a roll here!"
COSBY
"Damn, I'll bet your a lot of fun on a turkey hunt?"
TOM
"Yea, not many turkeys left when I leave the grove...come on, let's get out of here!"
COSBY
"Okay Tom, just keep that thing away from me.
TOM
"Don't worry, I'm out of rocks, gotta reload..."
COSBY
"Your out of rocks, right...your just a sick fucker...you know that?"
TOM
"Takes one to know one, let's get out of here!
scene close
COSBY AND TOM (ZIMMERMAN'S CRONY'S) ARE SITTING IN A BORROWED WATER BOARD TRUCK WAITING FOR THE OKAY TO GO IN AND CREATE AN EMERGENCY REPAIR SITUATION
COSBY'S PHONE RINGS
COSBY
"Yea, how we looking?"
WATER TECHNICIAN
"Okay, we just sprang a leak on the west wall, pull up to the guard and tell him you need to get in!"
COSBY
"How are you guy's able to just spring a leak like that?"
TECHNICIAN
"Hey, we got tricks, don't worry about it!"
HE STARTS TRUCK AND COMES AROUND CORNER TO GUARD GATE
GUARD
"Hey, can I help you?"
COSBY
"Yea, we with Modesto Water, got a leak somewhere on the back of your building, need to check it out!"
GUARD
"Wow, I haven't seen any water..."
COSBY
"Probably running under the slab, don't want to take any chances here...let me through!"
GUARD
"Okay, if you find something, let me know?"
COSBY
"Yea right..."
GOING AROUND CORNER OF BUILDING THEY QUICKLY SPOT INSULATED PIPES COMING OUT OF DISTILLING ROOM
PUT DRILL TAP INTO PIPE, SPIN IT, AND IMMEDIATELY START DRAWING WINE RIGHT INTO THEIR TANK
GUARD STARTS TO COME AROUND CORNER TO SEE HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING
GUARD
"Hey, what you guy's doing, that's not a water pipe?"
TOM
"And you are right, I guess your the winner of the contest this morning...lucky you!"
TAKING A WRIST ROCKET OUT OF HIS SHIRT HE POPS THE GUARD IN THE HEAD WITH A CONCRETE ROCK, KNOCKING HIM OUT
COSBY
"You didn't have to kill the dude..."
TOM
"I didn't kill him, just gave him a little headache...how long are we going to be?"
COSBY
"Boss didn't want us to take everything, just enough to piss off Cashman...figuring about fifteen thousand gallons, that ought to get his attention!"
TOM
"So, can we take some home and drink it?"
COSBY
"I guess we could pull a little, Boss wants to ship this crap to Italy or something...like rebottle it over there and bring it back in the country under another name!"
TOM
"You want me to go get the water truck?"
COSBY
"Yea, you know, if we just leave right now, just fuck it...by the time the old man figures he's been ripped off, it won't matter anyway..."
INSIDE THE WINERY THE LOW FLOW INDICATORS ARE STARTING TO BUZZ AND BLINK, JULIO SEE'S THIS, KNOWS THE TRUCKS OUTSIDE DRAWING OUT WINE FROM THE WALL, BUT DOES NOTHING
HOWEVER, THERE'S A SEPARATE SET OF INDICATORS IN BILL WARD'S OFFICE
ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT HE HAS NOT ARRIVED AT WORK YET
BUT HIS EMERGENCY PHONE APP CALLS AND ALERTS HIM ANYWAY
(scene switch)
INT: BILL WARD'S HOUSE
LOOKING DOWN AT PHONE HE SEE'S CODE 100
BILL TALKING TO HIMSELF
"Oh shit, somebody's taking a leak..."
GRABBING HIS PHONE HE CALLS JULIO UP TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
BILL
"Hey, Julio...what's up over there, I've got a leak detected on the mainframe!"
JULIO
"Maybe the sensor is bad or something, I don't see anything over here!"
BILL
"No, no Julio...you might not see anything, go look..."
JULIO
"All right Mister Bill, I check!"
BILL GOES ON HEAD AND GETS DRESSED, JUMPING IN TRUCK, BURNING RUBBER, AND HEADING TO THE WINERY
JULIO RUNS AROUND BACK OF BUILDING
JULIO
"Hey' you guys better hurry up, I think the boss man coming!"
SEEING GUARD LAYING ON GROUND BLEEDING HE STARTS TO BACK UP
COSBY
"Who are you?"
JULIO
"I'm your inside guy remember?"
BEFORE ANY CONVERSATION STARTS IN REBUTTAL TOM HAS ALREADY PULLED OUT HIS WRIST ROCKET AND POPPED JULIO IN THE HEAD
COSBY
"What did you do that for?"
TOM
Two for two, more wine for us...plus if the old man gets here, probably keep him out of trouble anyway...every body's got a headache this morning, what a coincidence..."
COSBY
"Just hope you didn't kill the fuckers, haven't seen that guard move yet?"
TOM
"How are we doing on the draw...you know, don't worry about it if I did asshole!"
COSBY
"Who's calling who an asshole...you just need to calm down?"
TOM
"Maybe I need a drink or something?"
COSBY LAUGHING
"Yea, you could crawl in the tank and swim around for a while.
SUDDENLY THEY HERE TRUCK SCREAMING AROUND CORNER
TOM DUCKS DOWN BEHIND SUMP TRUCK
BILL WARD SHOWS UP, JUMPING OUT OF HIS TRUCK WITH A SHOTGUN
BILL
"What exactly are you doing sir, who are you, don't move?"
COSBY
"Modesto Water, got a leak we were pumping out, all under the slab, what a mess!"
BILL LOOKS AND CLEARLY SEE'S THAT HE'S TAPPED INTO MAIN TANK TRANSFER PIPE AND IS DRAWING IT INTO HIS TRUCK
BILL
"I don't know what you think your doing but stop it right and get your hands up!"
COSBY
"Well, okay...I guess you got me!"
BILL
"You damn right I got you, and I'm sure the Sheriff will be eager to have a little chat with...
SUDDENLY A ROCK POPS BILL IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD KNOCKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS, SHOTGUN FALLS TO THE GROUND
TOM
"Three for three, I'm on a roll here!"
COSBY
"Damn, I'll bet your a lot of fun on a turkey hunt?"
TOM
"Yea, not many turkeys left when I leave the grove...come on, let's get out of here!"
COSBY
"Okay Tom, just keep that thing away from me.
TOM
"Don't worry, I'm out of rocks, gotta reload..."
COSBY
"Your out of rocks, right...your just a sick fucker...you know that?"
TOM
"Takes one to know one, let's get out of here!
scene close
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