'Wine Mama (4)

                                                                        

Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2013

Wine Mama (4)

INTERIOR P.M. : Beverly Hills Hotel

CLOSING COMMENTS FROM ERIC SCHMIDT, CEO OF GOOGLE

Schmidt

"And I would just like to say in closing, that may we all enjoy in the fine efforts made by our amazing engineers, and of course, a very big thanks to our marketing geniuses for making all our success possible!"

EVERYONE APPLAUDS, SCHMIDT WALKING OFF PODIUM WHERE HE IS MET BY ROBERT KYNCL, "YOU TUBE'S" HEAD OF CONTENT

Schmidt

"So...where's the action tomorrow, I'm all pumped for this?"

Kyncl

"Well, Zimmerman has been picking up parts of Malibu. He's like a kid in a candy store, he picked up five property's right next to each other just yesterday, plus he's getting another boat assembled over in Italy or something."

Schmidt

"Good man, that Zimmerman, he 's following the plan to a T...won't be long before we dominate the west coast."

Kyncl

"Feel like grabbing up some property tomorrow?"

Schmidt

"Feel like...what's up for grabs?

Kyncl

"Ah well...Earth Auctions has a good bit of Modesto outer border going on the block, I mean it's mostly a lot of dead vines, but if you want to ditch that Pup Fish thing, I think we could bring it back to life within a year."

Schmidt

"Yea well...fuck the Pup fish. By the time the earth firster's figure out how I manipulated the water supply, it will be all mine anyway, so what say's you?"

Kyncl

"Well, nothing sir, I just was thinking..."

Schmidt

"Stop...stop all your moronic thinking, I didn't put you in your position to think for me, just do your fucking little "You Tube thing, your little song and dance, and just shut the hell up, you understand me?"

Kyncl

"Yes sir...sorry I got out of line, what was I thinking!"

Schmidt

"That's it, just stop all your thinking. We have control to consider, Moonbeam is not about to take all my position out of Mountain View just to please all those teacher's pensions and all that other bullshit he wants to impose, he can go rot in hell with all his..."

Kyncl

"Look sir, I get you, and I really appreciate all you've done for me, but to be quite honest with you, your dragging me into something that I really don't agree with. I mean we're getting greedy here, taking people's property, I really have to draw the line somewhere!"

SCHMIDT LAUGHING SISTERLY

Schmidt

"Do you hear yourself...let me tell you something about my world, remember that little turd from IBM, talking his concerns about immigration, when I took Sun Microsystems to the cleaners and that other prick with Apple, you think I ever gave a crap? If your going to lead, lead by example...oh, by the way, you will be at the auction tomorrow...won't you?"

KYNCL LOOKING DOWN AT HIS SHOES

Kyncl

"Yes sir, I'll be there, what is it...ten a.m.?"

Schmidt

"Ten a.m. sharp, and I don't need a good seat either...I want to sit right in the middle and watch the heads turn as I bid, understand?"

Kyncl

"Yes sir, right in the middle, no problem."

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INT P.M. : BRIAN'S HOUSE

BRIAN DECIDES TO SEE IF SANDY RESPONDED. PUNCHES IN HIS EMAIL ADDRESS AND PASSWORD, WAITS FOR LOAD. SEE' S SANDY'S RESPONSE : 

"Not sure why you are bothering me, but stop it, this is harassment, now please just leave me alone, Sandy!

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