"Wine Mama"

  

                   Kirk Carter@ WGA COPYRIGHT 2013

WINE MAMA (1)

Opening Scene: AM INTERIOR-BRIANS'S HOUSE/ PORTER RANCH, CA.

Showing computer screen, pops up "Google" logo. Shows Brians's hands keying in "California Wine Makers". Several fictious wine distillers show up in the prompt.

(Pull back to show Brian punching in an E-mail on the keyboard.)

(CLOSE UP ON SCREEN)

"Buying and selling excess grapes at auction"

Shaking his head, Brian talks to himself

Brian

"Shit man, I have to bid on this...that's so messed up!"

(LOOKING BACK AT SCREEN)

"Then they are taken to the warehouse where stems and twigs are picked through...this could take up to two weeks. Then they are taken to the fermentation plant where yeast is added and the sixty day fermentation process is started."

(REACHING OVER AND GRABBING HIS CELL PHONE, CALLING UP HIS BUISNESS PARTNER, JAMES UP)

Brian

"Hey man, what's up?"

James

"Ah, just smokin little hooch, ya know, just chillin...what's up with those Lakers man...shit Kobi might as well just take the limo over to Staples by himself, ain't no others showin up, ya know?"

Brian

"Look, I don't know if we can do that grape thing man, it's too much bullshit."

James

"What you talkin about...we good to go huh, what the fuck happen to you?"

Brian

"Yea well, I've never done this before...I looked it up and I didn't realise it would take so long!"

James

"Well what, how long is this going to take?"

Brian

"Like almost two fucking years man!"

James

"Dude, fuck that shit, we can't pull that money for that long...my uncle ain't gonna play ball with... with that...he probably put a cap in my ass right now, but he probably hunt down you first...look we need to do something else, like a club or something...I...I dunno, let me figure out what's going on...bye!"

Brian

"Wait man, I'm not a magician, I just thought we could do the little investment thing, get the grapes going, and make that Port Vodka thing...but all this time, it's going to take us away from the investment money...I understand that, but I didn't realise it would take so long!"

James

"Ain't no one waitin two years for this shit, that's all I'm sayin, here me...gotta go, bye!"

(SCENE CLOSE)