Kirk Carter@ WGA Copyright 2013
WINE MAMA (6.5)
FIRST DINNER (continued)
INT: CORONER OF KITCHEN AT THE GATOR TAIL RESTAURANT
SANDY AND BRIAN HAVE JUST FINISHED DINNER
SHOWING AS CAMERA PULLS BACK ON HALF DRANK MAGNUM OF SHEFFIELD TAWNY PORT
BRIAN GRABS BOTTLE AND POURS THREE FINGERS INTO BOTH OF THE CRYSTAL GOBLETS
THEY BOTH SMILE, SANDY'S LEFT HAND CLUTCHED INTO BRIAN'S RIGHT, AS THEY CLICK THE GLASSES TOGETHER, AS THEY DO A VERBAL CHEER
BRIAN
"To a vibrant rebirth of the Hudson Vineyards, and a lifetime friendship for those who's actions brought it to fruition!"
BRIAN AND SANDY
"Cheers!"
AFTER TAKING A SIP, SANDY WHO'S GETTING TIPSY, STARTS CRYING
BRIAN
"Sandy, keep it together...what's wrong?"
SANDY
"I miss Frank so much...it's all my fault, just had to do it!"
BRIAN
"What do you mean your fault, what happened?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP
SANDY
"Well...well, well look I was married to Frank for twelve years, married him right after college. He was UCLA, I was USC, we basically hated each other. He wanted to be an Architect, which he did, but he ended up doing designs on sewer systems, sprinkler systems, really weird stuff!"
BRIAN
"Well, he seemed to do pretty well with it, so get to your point?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP
SANDY
"Well I'm taking History...Tibetan History on top of that...what was I thinking...you never see ads in the paper looking for people with degrees in Tibetan History!"
BRIAN
"Anyway?"
SANDY
"Anyway..."
BRIAN
Yes...anyway?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP, SHE STARTS CRYING AGAIN
SANDY
"God...I'm getting fucked up, what are we drinking?"
BRIAN
"Sheffield Tawny Port, it's about twenty percent...give or take. Port by the way, is the base for all wines made in this class of grapes. That's why they call it Port, it's the concentrate, it's home!"
SANDY
"I wish I was home...so I could concentrate, but anyway...Frank, you heard he died, you know?"
BRIAN TRYING TO HOLD BACK LAUGHTER
BRIAN
"Yea, I'm sorry to hear about that, so how did Frank die, and why are you blaming yourself?"
SANDY
"Same kind of sex, over and over...I mean it was good, but I never really got the big O...know what I mean?"
BRIAN
"Yea, that's horrible when I don't get an O!"
SANDY
"Well, I'm reading this Fifty Shades Of Gray...shit...should of said Fifty Ways To Torture And Kill Your Mate...stupid bitch, so I ask Frank if he would like to do the backdoor thing, never did it, I was curious, and fuck, Frank just looks at me and says No!"
BRIAN
"Well look, some guys just don't get into that..."
SANDY
"I don't know, I was just crazy, I mean what's the problem, it's my butt...so I get a Viagra from this friend of mine, crunched it up in his salad, we drank a bunch of wine, and I just layed on my stomach, had my butt in the air a bit, presenting myself like a freaking monkey, and requested the same thing again."
BRIAN
"Did he go for it?"
SANDY
"Yea, it worked, he was defiantly aroused, just kind of boarded me like a log with a hole in it...like a wild man!"
BRIAN
"Was it what you expected?"
SANDY
"Wasn't quite what I expected, it was different, but he just kept complaining about not...not, not being able to see my face, he wanted a mirror, and then...he just kind of locked up in me, then rolled off me and fell on the floor holding his chest and had a massive heart attack, right there!"
BRIAN
"So what did you do?"
SANDY
"I tried the CPR thing, but he was a big guy and I really couldn't push down, not enough pressure I guess, so I called nine one-one, and by the time they got there, they couldn't save him...he was gone...and the embarrassing part was...he was still aroused, but dead as a door nail!"
BRIAN
"Okay, let's switch gears here, what are you about then?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP
SANDY
"I don't know, I've just been trying to deal with all this...the insurance company is giving me a bunch of shit about the cause of death, got behind on my bills, taxes due, penalties stacked up, next thing I know, the vineyard got put on the chopping block, then you...you pop into my life!"
BRIAN
"So, that's the way you look at it...I just popped into your life, kind of saved the day huh?"
SANDY
"Shit...kind of saved my life...so what, what do we do now?
BRIAN
"I don't know about you, but I need to crash for a while...I can't drive like this, so I'm going to my room!"
SANDY
"Your room?"
BRIAN
"Come on, I'll show you."
SHOWING THEM WALKING ARM IN ARM, WOBBLING TOWARD REAR KITCHEN EXIT, GOING INTO EMPLOYEE PARKING LOT, THEY WALK BACK TO BRIAN'S VAN
SANDY
"What are we doing over here, where's your room?"
BRIAN SMILING, POINTING AT VAN
SANDY
"No way...your van?"
BRIAN UNLOCKS SIDE DOOR
BRIAN
""Let me show you..."
SANDY LOOKING IN, SEE'S LITTLE COMPUTER DESK, REFRIGERATOR, JBL STUDIO MONITORS HANGING FROM CEILING, ROOF FAN VENT, AND A FLAT SCREEN TV
SANDY
"Wow, that's so neat...so what do you do, sleep on the floor?"
BRIAN
"No, watch this."
STEPPING IN HE POINTS TO A LONG BLANK PANEL ON WALL
UNLATCHING IT, HE PULLS A MURPHY BED TYPE PLATFORM OUT WITH A THICK MATTRESS ON IT, PILLOW AND BEDDING ALREADY MADE UP, SUSPENDED BY TWO CHAINS ON EACH END
BRIAN HOPS UP
BRIAN
"Welcome to my room!"
SANDY
"This is really neat...this is all just too cute!"
BRIAN
"So, did you want me to get you a cab?"
SANDY
"Nah, I want to stay close to my baby...I'll just climb in the back seat."
BRIAN GOES TO THE OTHER WALL, UNLOCKS ANOTHER MURPHY BED
BRIAN
"Or...we could share the room?"
(10 minutes later)
SHOWING SANDY IN ONE BED, BRIAN IN THE OTHER
SANDY
"Good night Dezi!"
BRIAN
Good night Lucy!"
TURNS OFF LIGHT
(SCENE ENDS)
BRIAN
"Well, he seemed to do pretty well with it, so get to your point?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP
SANDY
"Well I'm taking History...Tibetan History on top of that...what was I thinking...you never see ads in the paper looking for people with degrees in Tibetan History!"
BRIAN
"Anyway?"
SANDY
"Anyway..."
BRIAN
Yes...anyway?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP, SHE STARTS CRYING AGAIN
SANDY
"God...I'm getting fucked up, what are we drinking?"
BRIAN
"Sheffield Tawny Port, it's about twenty percent...give or take. Port by the way, is the base for all wines made in this class of grapes. That's why they call it Port, it's the concentrate, it's home!"
SANDY
"I wish I was home...so I could concentrate, but anyway...Frank, you heard he died, you know?"
BRIAN TRYING TO HOLD BACK LAUGHTER
BRIAN
"Yea, I'm sorry to hear about that, so how did Frank die, and why are you blaming yourself?"
SANDY
"Same kind of sex, over and over...I mean it was good, but I never really got the big O...know what I mean?"
BRIAN
"Yea, that's horrible when I don't get an O!"
SANDY
"Well, I'm reading this Fifty Shades Of Gray...shit...should of said Fifty Ways To Torture And Kill Your Mate...stupid bitch, so I ask Frank if he would like to do the backdoor thing, never did it, I was curious, and fuck, Frank just looks at me and says No!"
BRIAN
"Well look, some guys just don't get into that..."
SANDY
"I don't know, I was just crazy, I mean what's the problem, it's my butt...so I get a Viagra from this friend of mine, crunched it up in his salad, we drank a bunch of wine, and I just layed on my stomach, had my butt in the air a bit, presenting myself like a freaking monkey, and requested the same thing again."
BRIAN
"Did he go for it?"
SANDY
"Yea, it worked, he was defiantly aroused, just kind of boarded me like a log with a hole in it...like a wild man!"
BRIAN
"Was it what you expected?"
SANDY
"Wasn't quite what I expected, it was different, but he just kept complaining about not...not, not being able to see my face, he wanted a mirror, and then...he just kind of locked up in me, then rolled off me and fell on the floor holding his chest and had a massive heart attack, right there!"
BRIAN
"So what did you do?"
SANDY
"I tried the CPR thing, but he was a big guy and I really couldn't push down, not enough pressure I guess, so I called nine one-one, and by the time they got there, they couldn't save him...he was gone...and the embarrassing part was...he was still aroused, but dead as a door nail!"
BRIAN
"Okay, let's switch gears here, what are you about then?"
SANDY TAKING ANOTHER SIP
SANDY
"I don't know, I've just been trying to deal with all this...the insurance company is giving me a bunch of shit about the cause of death, got behind on my bills, taxes due, penalties stacked up, next thing I know, the vineyard got put on the chopping block, then you...you pop into my life!"
BRIAN
"So, that's the way you look at it...I just popped into your life, kind of saved the day huh?"
SANDY
"Shit...kind of saved my life...so what, what do we do now?
BRIAN
"I don't know about you, but I need to crash for a while...I can't drive like this, so I'm going to my room!"
SANDY
"Your room?"
BRIAN
"Come on, I'll show you."
SHOWING THEM WALKING ARM IN ARM, WOBBLING TOWARD REAR KITCHEN EXIT, GOING INTO EMPLOYEE PARKING LOT, THEY WALK BACK TO BRIAN'S VAN
SANDY
"What are we doing over here, where's your room?"
BRIAN SMILING, POINTING AT VAN
SANDY
"No way...your van?"
BRIAN UNLOCKS SIDE DOOR
BRIAN
""Let me show you..."
SANDY LOOKING IN, SEE'S LITTLE COMPUTER DESK, REFRIGERATOR, JBL STUDIO MONITORS HANGING FROM CEILING, ROOF FAN VENT, AND A FLAT SCREEN TV
SANDY
"Wow, that's so neat...so what do you do, sleep on the floor?"
BRIAN
"No, watch this."
STEPPING IN HE POINTS TO A LONG BLANK PANEL ON WALL
UNLATCHING IT, HE PULLS A MURPHY BED TYPE PLATFORM OUT WITH A THICK MATTRESS ON IT, PILLOW AND BEDDING ALREADY MADE UP, SUSPENDED BY TWO CHAINS ON EACH END
BRIAN HOPS UP
BRIAN
"Welcome to my room!"
SANDY
"This is really neat...this is all just too cute!"
BRIAN
"So, did you want me to get you a cab?"
SANDY
"Nah, I want to stay close to my baby...I'll just climb in the back seat."
BRIAN GOES TO THE OTHER WALL, UNLOCKS ANOTHER MURPHY BED
BRIAN
"Or...we could share the room?"
(10 minutes later)
SHOWING SANDY IN ONE BED, BRIAN IN THE OTHER
SANDY
"Good night Dezi!"
BRIAN
Good night Lucy!"
TURNS OFF LIGHT
(SCENE ENDS)
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